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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via sprinkleofbrad)

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living with the vamps (the camps)

sprinkleofbrad:

hmm idk man it was 1am and i wrote this and this is basically what i imagine living with the vamps would eventually turn into (disclaimer: this is probably the dumbest piece of writing i’ve ever written whoo hoo)

  • "guys can you unpack your suitcases soon you’ve been home for like a week now"
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Me: MOM!! HELP!! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN’T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.

(x)

(Source: ohhailthevampsx)

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d1rect1oner007:

Whoever this “Y/n” character is, she is a slut, she always gets more than one guys

Permalink leaeloise:

Of course 5SOS would set the countdown to UK time.
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hemmotivation:

i can literally feel 5sos getting more famous by the hour and i can’t fuCKING HANDLE IT

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via cumfort)

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